“Mommy, How do you spell ‘Gangsta 4 lif?’”
eToys: GR8 TaT2 Maker from Spin Master Toys
Because kids today don't draw on themselves with quite enough reckless abandon, Spin Master Toys presents the gift that every child in the lower socio-economic strata wants this Christmas: The GR8 TaT2 Maker. In the immortal words of Dave Barry, I am not making this up. Sadly I'm not changing the spelling either, that bit of psuedo-hip leet/txt tlk is straight off the desk of some marketing genius at Spin Master (who, it seems, also makes the 7-11 Slurpee maker and the "Airbrush Tattoos" system targeted at little girls). So now little Billy can get himself tatted up, and pretend to work at the McDonalds Drive Through. ((Comments about after work activities including his rusted out Big Wheel etc.. have been withheld.))
Ahem. How can I say this so as not to offend my goat herding neighbors… (I'm NOT being insulting… they actually have goats) Oh wait, I'm not sure I can avoid saying something offensive…
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Ummm… I was KIDDING about the "My First Meth Lab" thing
Nothing says classy like a tatoo designed by an 8-year old
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